Meet Stress Ball.
He lives in the corner of my desk between my water bottle and my Kleenex box. Look at this guy!
Isn't he precious? So sweet and unassuming. I have this little friend beaming up at me all day long with his googly eye and single-toothed grin. Don't let the horns fool you. He really is a sweetheart. He's the perfect remedy for a difficult day.
Stress relief!
Phew! I feel so much better! That lady who yelled at me over the phone is nothing to me now! It's all a distant memory.
Now for those unbearably boring days. On stress ball's back is a strange little air bubble thing. When you squeeze it together it looks just like a mouth! I spend interminable afternoons making weird facial expressions or making it talk.
This one says, "Hi there! Happy to know ya!"
Bear with me. I was doing this one-handed all while trying not to get caught and questioned by my associates. Awkward!
This one says, "If that phone rings one more time, I'm gonna go postal!"
This one says, "It's not 5 o'clock yet? Awww, man!"
Now that's entertainment! I could go on for hours. I don't think I could make it through a whole day without Stress Ball. He is my constant companion and friend. I would definitely recommend a similar novel distraction to any working stiff out there. You'll never be lonely again!
yes. I need one. badly.
ReplyDeleteHe is adorable. Im so glad you have a special secret work friend =)
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