You wanna know one of my pet peeves? The phrase "pet peeves". Whoever came up with this phrase is lucky it caught it on, because it's ridiculous enough to cause life-long scorn. If I had known that person, I undoubtedly would have made fun of him/her forever.
You wanna know another one? It really annoys me when the person in front of me driving down the road doesn't realize that their turning signal is on. It just blinks and blinks and blinks and they never turn. It's enough to make me twitch! How do you do that? How do you turn on your blinker and then not notice that it didn't flip itself off? It's clear they're not paying enough attention to the road. It's recklessness is what it is! They're blithely unaware that they've caused the confusion of the people surrounding them, expecting them to make a turn that never comes! It disgusts me!
But you know what's even worse than that?! When that person is me.
Sorry, people surrounding me.