Baby, It's Cold Outside!

If you ever find yourself in a situation where you have a conversation that goes anything like this:

You: "I really can't stay."

Him: "Baby, it's cold outside."

You: "Say, what's in this drink?"

Him: "Baby, it's cold outside."

Girrrrrrrl! You get yourself home!  RUN, DON'T WALK!

An Unattached Girl's Plight

Is he single?!  Is he straight?!

Another Year Older

I always thought it would be kind of awesome to become a member of the 27 Club.  It's looking like it probably won't happen.  I've got exactly 12 days to reach my peak of musical brilliance and fame and then die a tragic death.  What do you think?  Do I have a shot?